Tragedy Strikes

Today I did the unthinkable.

**Warning**
If you have a weak stomach or are sensitive to violent images do not read any further. Parental discretion advised.

Today...I threw away an entire plate of cupcakes.
I know, but I had to do it!
I had no choice. It was self defense!
If I didn't, I would be forced to eat them all and I had already eaten like 5 in attempt to spare as many casualties as I could!
Don't hate me! It's not my fault!
I made them for our Christmas party, but apparently our friends are too health conscious to eat treats and so......
I did the only thing I knew to do.
We have commited to doing everything in our power to avoid these unnecessary casualties of innocent cupcakes in the years to come.
Let this be a lesson to all of us. Eat the cupcakes so this doesn't happen again!

May they rest in peace.